Why Do Some Resturants Ban Prostitutes?

Doc,

I’m a traveling salesman, and occasionally a guy gets lonely on the road. One of my favourite places in Shanghai just put up this damn sign, and I’m a little pissed off. One of the best things about this joint was that I could get a little dumpling with my jaiozi. For example, there used to be this lovely chubby gal trolling around here that would actually enjoy licking my arse. She’s now gone and I can’t seem to make the manager understand that kicking out the Ho’s ruined my desire to eat at Mr. Ho’s Zapata Mexican Cantina.

Signed, Phil

Randy’s Advice:

Dear Phil,

While I generally consider myself to be an open-minded and liberal gentleman, I feel compelled to caution you: anal licking and Mexican food simply do NOT mix!

Regards,

Doc Randy