Moving to Malaysia – Will I be able to find a Furry Friend?

I have a problem this week Doc. I don’t actually want to cure my fetish, I enjoy it. The only time I can “get off” is when I am dressed up with ofter like minded furries. But my company just transferred my to KL Malaysia, from Germany and I am not sure can meet other enlightened people: I can’t get any replies from people in Malaysia at: alt.lifestyle.furry FAQ

Randy Bunnga Replies:

You haven’t left your name, so, for the purposes of this advice, I shall call you Fritz.

Enlightenment comes in many shapes and forms. Your particular fetish is – I have to say – somewhat niche. You will probably find plenty of busty Bavarian hotties willing to partake in your particular brand of furry fun (many, in my experience, are unwilling to shave and hence the fur may well come naturally). However, the Asian girl is often more conventional in her lovemaking preferences.

My advice is to take it slow. Start with just the slippers and she may not even notice it. Hide any razors or hair-removal cream you might find at her place. Spin her round into the doggy-style position early in the relationship. Watch re-run episodes of Lassie with her. Explain that you are German and therefore entitled to have obscure sexual fetishes. If she is ultimately unwilling to consent to your most perverse fantasies, ditch her quickly and buy a Rottweiler.

Good luck, Fritz!

Randy B.