Escape Plan Required Doc

I’m in need of a fool-proof escape plan Doc. I know you have used the polar expedition to good effect, but I can’t stand the cold and I am allergic to whaleblubber. Anything cheap and cheerful you can recommend? All my funds have been liquidated so to speak – I used the winnings from Race 11 to pay the bar tabs I had outstanding ( I’ve always kept sacred your rule #3 – never stiff a barman), to get ready for a great escape. Signed, Danny Desperate